Friday, January 17, 2014

Daily thought bubbles of a SAHM

 Why do I bother to vacuum when 5-10min later there's food/ and toys everywhere?

How can little people poop so much?

Why do the carts at the grocery store not accommodate small kids? Do they make the baskets so narrow and not deep enough to hold them and your groceries in on purpose?

Why can't there be a mom channel with decent TV on during nap times? And I mean not soap operas and talk shows but like a prime time show on for the moms at home to enjoy without DVRing it to watch sneakily in the middle of the night.

When in doubt, do what works for YOU.

If you were to record my actions for one day and then replay it in fast forward you may think you hit the rewind button instead because of how repetitive I am in cleaning up and picking up things.

Sometimes playing princesses and tea party can be annoying, just like watching the same cartoon for the millionth time a day. But I'll do it every time I'm asked because it won't last as long as I'd wish for it too.

Parks are gross.

God Bless netflix.

No matter how long you wait or how distracted you get them to be, as soon as you drop your pants to pee the door will open. Every. Time.

It's ridiculous how easy it is to forget to eat even when you spend a ton of time in the kitchen cooking and preparing everyone else's three square meals.

Yoga/sweatpants/pajama pants are like sexy lingerie.

Eating out is no longer as relaxing or appealing as it once was.

I admire working moms.

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